Friday, November 18, 2011

what the *@#$ ??!!!!!

selamat malam dunia!!!!
pejam celik, pejam celik, da nak habis da cuti sem aku ni. macam tak percaya plak...maklumla kan, cuti ni memang seronok...tak kisah larh pape pun...
     this time, aku nak post pasal pengalaman aku bekerja, sebenarnye tak terlintas atau melintas kat fikiran aku nak kerja kat kedi buku tu tapi rezeki an, bak kata 'old people' (orang tua2) rezeki tak baik ditolak, musuh jangan dicari....

   mr.poyo: yelarh bai oiii..
   aku       : mr.poyo ni "kawan" baru dalam dunia aku ni...(penganggu!)
   
        aku belajar banyak benda baru, dari kira2 stok sampai larh layan customer, belajar fotostat, memang seronok aw, mula2 belajar memang hampeh ar, bayangkan larh, sminggu aku belajar fotostat, bley habis ber bundle2 paper kedai ue....nasib bek owner dia jenis tak kisah, thanks kak jihan, pengalaman yang bai takkan lupa punye larh...tak ley blah bila ramai customer, memang semput larh an...dengan ragam customer yang pelbagai...
     cerita pasal ragam customer ni an, di suatu pagi da nak hampir ke tengahari, di pagi jumaat yang mulia, seorang gadis berbaju kurung putih, berbunga pink lembut, bersyria pink sedondon dengan baju, manis rupanya menjaga kaunter kedai dengan senyuman...

     mr.poyo: tak payah nak puji diri tu sangat larh makcik!!!! cermin kat rumah pecah kew????

 errrr...=_=' ,kita sambungla yew, ada seorang pakcik ni, datang kat kaunter then tanya kat aku

     pakcik: dik,sini ada betolkan jam tak??
     aku     : tak de larh pakcik, kat hujung sana adalah..
     pakcik: tutup...kat mana lagi ada kedai jam??
     aku     : kat bangunan sebelah sana ada kot pakcik...

malas nak layan, jari aku pun spontan jew tunjuk entah kat mana-mana, jap lagi pakcik tu wat mimik muka yang sukar untuk aku mengerti.nak kata seram, takde plak background music lagu pontianak harum sundal malam atau pun sound effect cerita al-hisab masa tu. rupanya muka MIANG!!!

pakcik: da kawin???
aku     : errr...da pakcik...
pakcik: anak berapa? suami orang mana?anak           siapa?duduk mana?bla...bla...bla...
aku     : anak da dua, dan bla...bla...bla...
pakcik: kalau jadi ngan saya, saya belikan awak gelang emas, cincin emas....

sambil menunjukkan gelang yang dia beli dekat pasar malam and cincin ntah kat mana2 dia kutip ue...aku malas nak layan then aku trus blah...THANKS BUT NO THANKS larh pakcik oii, saya ni memang single and available tapi saya tak desperate tu sampai sanggup kahwin ngan pakcik dan bermadu plak ue, pakcik ue da sebaya atok saya, patot nyer pak cik lamar saya for your GRANDSON larh ATOK!!! sepatutnye umur pakcik ni...ops! silap, should be ATOK, atok sepatutnye duduk kat tikar sejadah, banyakkan amal ibadah...apa orang selalu cakap..."KUBUR KATA MARI, RUMAH KATA PERGI"...

            mr.poyo: watch your mouth!!!
         
err...im sorry, bukan apa taw, aku tak ley terima when he said yang kalau aku jadi kawin dengan die, he's going to buy me jeweleries or what so ever...sedih gler gua, ingat aku budak2, umpan gula then terus wat apa yang ko suruh. EXCUSE ME!!!! im not like that, like "ok, why not, just marry this old man and then i'll get jeweleries and all i want in a whole life..." it was SUCKS!!! and im not that CRAZY or DESPERATE to marry an old man just because of harta!!! HELLO!! maruah and harga diri aku ni macam boley di beli dengan wang ringgit ke????that atok make me feel terrible, totally hampeh doe....aku da mixed feeling da ni,   
   
 menyampah + meluat + geram + nak marah + nak nangis + takut = ting tong!            


p/s: aku nak minta maaf if aku terkasar bahasa tapi all of these comes from my heart and aku tak tau kenapa but its hurt me so  much

Thursday, November 10, 2011

LOVE STORY...



Boy: I broke up with her.
His Best Friend: What happened?
Boy: She’s just too much for me.
His Best Friend: What makes you say that? What did she do wrong?
Boy: Well,...for one.. She only cared about her appearance. Always had to look good, always took forever to get dressed! So insecure..
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she wanted to keep your eyes
locked on her? She wanted you to see that you have the prettiest girl
under your sleeve and not think otherwise? I see..
Boy: Oh.. Well.. She’d often call me or text me asking where I am, who I’m with, telling me not to smoke, not to drink. She’s so clingy!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she cares about your well being? Because she cares about you a lot? And her greatest fear is losing you. I see..
Boy: But..Uhh.. Well, she’d always cry when I say something slightly mean. She can’t handle anything. She’s a crybaby!
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she has feelings? And because she just wanted to hear you say you love her? I see..
Boy: I.. Well! You know, she’d get jealous easily. I could barely talk to other girls! She’s so annoying! I had to hide it from her.
His Best Friend: So, you broke her heart because she just wanted you to commit to her? She thought you were faithful, but you lied so she could find out later and hurt even more? She just wanted the guy she loves the most to love only her. I
see..
Boy: Well, she..
His Best Friend:You broke up with her
because she’s good for you? She just wanted the best for you? She’s
broken now because you were selfish. Are you proud?
Boy: I broke her heart.. Because I couldn’t see what was happening.. What happened to me?
His Best Friend: You lost the girl that loved you like no one else could. You see? You didn’t want her when all she ever wanted was you. THAT’S what happened..

By: Mamburao Face


you know what, people are always trying to hide their feeling then create a lot of tiny excuses to hide their wrong doing...errr..including me...
     when you love someone, you have to understand him/her...love him/her for who they are not what you want to see..no one is perfect even you..if you try to change him/her,its not love..its business..is your love is a business????
     if something happen out of blue and it will effect your relationship,try to remember the first time you met him/her, the first time you fall for him/her, remember what were make you always love him/her...those things will make your feeling towards him/her more stronger till hard to destroy by anything...
    last but not least,you need to trust each other and dont even dare to betray him/her...whatever happen, try to prevent the relationship that you built together collapse.....


p/s: kekwatnyerrr minah ni speaking,sepuluh jari tangan dan kaki ku hulurkan andai terkasar bahasa,terlanjur dan tersilap kata...selamat hari raya, maaf zahir batin....(raya da lepas larh kawan...hampeh!)